If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer
“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ― Ernest Hemingway
“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.” ~ Anonymous
“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” -Aristophanes
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” ~ The Simpsons
"I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it.” ~ Anonymous
“It’s funny how a fight between the brain and heart always ends up hurting the liver” -Anonymous
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” -Henny Youngman
“Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.” ― Jay M. Bylsma
“There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.” -Samuel Johnson
“If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.” ~ Anonymous
“A quart of ale is a dish for a king” -William Shakespeare
“We are the solution to the West Wales drink problem” -Lyndon Belt
“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.” ― Sir Winston Churchill
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin
“Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.” ― Spike Milligan
“I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.” ― Dorothy Parker
“Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.” ― Jarod Kintz
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash
“it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance” ― William Shakespeare
